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Apr 8, 2009

April Fools - Dogs on Ice Racing

British greyhound racing has been combined with the Dancing on Ice TV show to create the new sport of "Dogs on Ice". Animal rights activists are up in arms as they should be as the hapless pooches tend to slide around a bit crashing into the guard rails.

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April Fools - Teachers Head Explodes Because of Wifi

A 42-year-old sociology teacher named Geoffrey Crumb had his head explode in class one day apparently from Wifi signals that were given out by his pupils texting. According to one of the students the explosion was like "a dog in a microwave".

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April Fools - Hyper Games Formed for Steroid-Taking Athletes

According to the esteemed magazine, Scientific American there is a new Olympic-type sports venue forming called the Hyper Games that encourages steroid-taking athletes to compete against one another. The steroid use actually evens the playing field as it is known the everyone on the field is using performance enhancing substances.

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Jan 13, 2009

Funny and Jokes - Thinnest books around

Thinnest Books

1. The Book Of Virtues By Bill Clinton

2. The Amish Phone Directory

3. Mike Tyson's Guide To Dating Etiquette

4. George Foreman's Big Book Of Baby Names

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Funny and Jokes - Make life simpler tips

Helpful Tips To Make Life Simpler

1. Old telephone books make ideal personal address books. Simply cross out the names and addresses of people you don't know.

2. Fool other drivers into thinking you have an expensive car phone by holding an old TV or video remote control up to your ear and occasionally swerving across the road and mounting the curb.

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Funny and Jokes - True Internet addiction

You Are Maliciously Internet Addicted When:

1. You kiss your girlfriend's/boyfriend's home page.

2. Your bookmark takes 15 minutes to scroll from top to bottom.

3. Your eyeglasses have a web site burned in on them.

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Jan 11, 2009

Funny And Jokes :Getting revenge with marriage

Old Farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed. With a low voice he sad to his wife: "When I'm dead I want you to marry farmer Jones."

Wife: "No, I can't marry anyone after you."

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Funny And Jokes :What is the most damaging food?

A dietician was once addressing a large audience in Chicago. "The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago. Red meat is awful. Vegetables can be disastrous, and none of us realizes the germs in our drinking water.

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Funny And Jokes :A staged wedding to bust dealers

As supposedly reported on CNN:

Undercover police, staging the wedding of "a drug kingpin's daughter", let it be known on the street that dealers were "invited" (i. e. Expected to attend).

The bride and groom were police, as was the band, bartender, and about half the guests. The band playing at the wedding was "S. P. O. C." (COPS, backwards), and the wedding went through the full ceremony, including the dancing afterward.

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Funny And Jokes :May I borrow your dog for a few days?

It's for my mother-in-law," explained the mourner at the funeral procession. Tightening the leash, he gestured down at the dog and said, "My Doberman here killed her."

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